Fellow explorers, this could be one of the most important travel-related posts that you will ever read. Why, you ask? We want to help prepare you for some of the things that play a key role in determining the overall outcome of your journey. Almost all of the advice that we give is based upon direct experiences.
Things to (Seriously) Consider:
- Careful selection of trip participants
- Creation of a travel plan
- Preparation
#1: Relationships,
Confined Spaces and You
Road
trips can be a blast, but they can also be quite grueling and challenging on
the human body. Therefore we strongly recommend avoiding this type of
travel with humans below the age of 18. Considering the short attention
spans and higher levels of energy in children, it would be unreasonable to
expect them to take part.
As for the adults coming along for the ride...
Mental preparation requires a thorough evaluation of
interpersonal relationships with ALL fellow travelers. Keep in mind that you will reach
a certain point of no return from where there is no escaping the confined space. Take people that you really like.
Suffice it to
say that it would be wise to avoid traveling with folks named Nagging Nancy, Flatulent Freddy, Wino Wilma...or anyone whose name ends with "in-law."
We care deeply about maintaining the integrity of all relationships as well as human sanity.
In the unlikely event that things fall apart at any point, it is OK to have your own private escape plan. Assuming that your vehicle is not equipped with an emergency "EJECT" button, consider carrying a credit card with an available amount that is no less than current one-way airfare to "Anywhere But Here."
#2: Route Planning & Schedule Creation
Our
master travel plan has always been developed by Mr. Steve 'Travelin'
Martin, starting months before the trip. Many hours are spent studying the atlas & meticulously calculating mileage as well as time allotment for each stop.
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- If the fuel gauge is at or below half, DO NOT pass up any refueling opportunities anywhere west of the Rockies - especially if driving an unfamiliar rental car. Accidentally dehydrating your vehicles out on the open road could be detrimental to the overall travel plans, especially if it happens in one of the more isolated areas.
Finally, you must be prepared for anything. Always expect the unexpected, be flexible and have a backup plan. Pay attention to where you are at all times. If the gas gauge is at or below half, do NOT pass up refueling opportunities west of the Rockies. Charge your cell phone nightly. During summer months, do not attempt to transport liquor in a glass bottle in the trunk of a car. Finally, know that there is an unwritten rule specific to seemingly deserted areas. That is: If you are feeling lonely after not seeing ONE car for hundreds of miles, simply pull over, exit the vehicle and attempt to relieve yourself. Out of nowhere, a vehicle will appear like a beacon in the night, shattering your innocent sense of privacy in the desolate countryside. Guaranteed.
